#WHATSHOULDWEEDCALLME

we all wish we could pick up the drugs like

when someone’s pocket smells DANK

falling asleep stoned feels like

when i drop my food

get stoned, come home, pig out, pass out, and wake up to the mess like

joining a circle of kids and the person holding the joint passes it directly to me

when my friends arre dazed out and my spidey sense tingles

when the ashtray isnt near enough to where I’m sitting and I’m like “what if I could just…”

when the cop was in my house asking me “do you want to go to jail tonight?”

when I’m not trying to sell my bud, and they’re like “but I’m going to pay you for it”